secret sauces. (Now with soy sauce!)

I'm Colby, 20, California. Lazy, will eat your food.

tastefullyoffensive:

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gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

tryingnot2sin:

dat booty had him like

tryingnot2sin:

dat booty had him like

(Source: catleecious)

lulz-time:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

roll up the sleeves 

lulz-time:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

roll up the sleeves 

(Source: pasteche)

iamjfizz:

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

is this even real hahaha

dat sucks

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lucidfoxx:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

my future

(via mentalalchemy)

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ultrafacts:

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crooked-rain:

sulfurum:


Plastinated circulatory system

OHHHH

I don’t want that inside of me

crooked-rain:

sulfurum:

Plastinated circulatory system

OHHHH


I don’t want that inside of me

(Source: viciieuse, via mentalalchemy)

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

(Source: shelbysunflowah, via -everybodywantstolove)

spermbanker:

are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.

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